let me go

i don't want your attention.




my housekeeper told me the house in back of ours was haunted the other day and i flipped out. she's all spiritual and she sees apparitions and things idk. she's really nice.
our house is on a hill, so the floors aren't level. the office faces the window of the room that's supposedly haunted. i haven't looked out the window since and i'm all compulsive about putting the blinds down, heh.
i wondered if the ghost ever sat and watched me type but then i remembered i'm not nearly interesting enough to sit and watch.
that reminds me of you.




to whoever threw the shoe at george bush, you didn't illustrate your cause, all you did is illuminate the fact that george bush has the reflexes of a damn ninja.
someone hire me his trainer.